At Pastry Pump, we believe carbs can be cut—into glorious, muscle-bound shapes. Our shirts proudly showcase the only kind of dough that lifts: pastries so jacked they could bench press your cheat day. Whether you’re a gym rat with a sweet tooth or just appreciate a flaky flex, our tees and apparel are the perfect mix of gains and glaze. Wear one, and let the world know your style is well-bread.